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 SKUNK WORKS 

 TOP SECRET 


Authorized Personnel Only

NONEXISTENT RESEARCH FACILITY

USE OF DEADLY FORCE AUTHORIZED

Nonexisting Area

It is unlawful to enter areas that do not exist without permission of illusory installation commanders

While on this imaginary installation all make-believe personnel and the pretend property under their control are subject to actual search and seisure

Photography Prohibited

It is unlawful to make any photograph, film, map sketch, picture, drawing, graphic, representation of this fanciful area or seeming equipment at or flying over this fictitious installation