TOP SECRET 

Authorized Personnel Only

NONEXISTENT RESEARCH FACILITY

USE OF DEADLY FORCE AUTHORIZED

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Nonexisting Area

It is unlawful to enter areas that do not exist without permission of illusory installation commanders

While on this imaginary installation all make-believe personnel and the pretend property under their control are subject to actual search and seisure

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Photography Prohibited

It is unlawful to make any photograph, film, map sketch, picture, drawing, graphic, representation of this fanciful area or seeming equipment at or flying over this fictitious installation

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